Pull this hoodie on when the session’s off the rails, the dice are out for blood, or your wizard just critically failed a persuasion check with a goose. 🧙♂️🪿 It’s soft, slightly weighty, and drapes like your favorite cloak of cozy protection—warm enough for night raids, but light enough for pacing nervously while your rogue monologues.
The front features a proud, triumphant d20 declaring: “CRIT HAPPENS.” The back? Well… let’s just say it’s a humbled d20 with “SHIT HAPPENS.” We’ve all been there. It’s the emotional arc of a full campaign in one hoodie.
Wear it to sessions, conventions, game stores, or while explaining to a barista why you have a miniature owlbear in your pocket. It’s not just merch—it’s the vibe: equal parts chaos and camaraderie. A hoodie your party will point at and say, “Yep, that’s a nat 1 if I’ve ever seen one.”
Product Features:
Cozy 50/50 cotton–poly blend, great for late-night crit fails or mid-session naps
Kangaroo pouch pocket to keep your hands warm or stash minis/snacks/dice of vengeance
Adjustable double-lined hood with color-matched drawcord (stealth mode: engaged)
Tubular knit with no side seams—sleek look, less waste, more charisma
DTG/DTF-friendly fabric + optional embroidery placements for that personalized flair 🪡
Care Instructions:
Machine wash cold (after that inevitable chip-dust incident)
Tumble dry medium (but don’t tumble through portals, please)
Iron low if needed (avoid direct contact with arcane runes)
Do not dryclean (we’re not that fancy)
Bleach: only if non-chlorine—and preferably not cursed 🧼
